psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then?
heathermorris: i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
fakegalleryprincess: I don’t even have a computer. Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
corywho: celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
addictedtoprogress: I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
methlabrador: [tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like Have you ever seen Peter Pan She tries to MURDER WENDY MURDER also she’s a jealous monster why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
justisse: xxfluffygenocidexx: justisse: when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology. Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die. we’re gonna need a bigger jar
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
carolina-girl: Andre Thomas is the coolest person ever Haha omfg Andre you posted on here tooo!
Andre Thomas is the coolest person ever
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
allthestoriessaretrue: ur not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles, providing cool air for everyone around you
rnedia: trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look