remember when everyone on tumblr was like DO NOT SPEAK OF TUMBLR OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR we don’t want attention this place is a secret don’t let the muggles in
and now several celebrities like Beyonce, Jimmy Fallon and John Green are on here, it’s one of the biggest social networks and is said to become more popular than facebook
a school day isn’t complete without a little self hatred and homicidal contemplation
hey someone told me you remind them of an owl
who
FUCK
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
